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“[An offensive joke] is a dumb thing to take at face value. You’d have to be a...”
– Louie C.K. (via kevinlepore)
Says the most overrated, misogynistic comedian of recent times. It’s easy to not get offended by offensive jokes when you’re a STRAIGHT WHITE CIS MALE. Speak for yourself, you privilege-denying douchefuck.
(via whamola)
Yeah, seriously, what would a Jewish, ESL,...
“[An offensive joke] is a dumb thing to take at face value. You’d have to...”
– Louie C.K.
Norm Macdonald's Moth Joke
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only...
Jokes about depression are NOT funny.
phredology:
I am going to tear apart anybody who defends Dagseoul for joking about depression. That kind of hypocritical bullshit should not be tolerated and any leftist worth a damn is not going to just let it go. I don’t give a shit about whatever “side” you like more or what your opinions are on anti fascism and the use of violence. Jokes about depression are not funny. What a piece of...
red-f asked: What’s a good title for a book you know nothing about?
Watchand beautiful…
WatchTemporarily forgot how fucking groovy this jam is.
“Shagga likes axes.”
– Tyrion Lannister
earleyest replied to your photo: This guy works in the tutoring center with me….
Kevin, he’s stoned.
lol ya maybe. and really cold? and super good at math too…
“When we laugh at the same thing, that is a very special occasion. It is already...”
– Ted Cohen
The Internet is a Major Driver of the Growth of... →
Moral of the story: the internet makes dumb people dumber and smart people smarter. If you don’t know how to use it, or don’t have the background to ask the right questions, you’ll end up with a head full of nonsense. But if you do know how to use it, it’s an endless wealth of information. Just as globalization and de-unionization have been major drivers of the growth of income inequality over...
“When you hear sweet syncopation
And the music softly moans
T’ain’t...”
– Tom Waits
fuckyeahbluegrass:
Alison Krauss and Union...
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.”
– Voltaire (via lucifelle)
“In a heated conversation with his friend Piero Saffra, Wittgenstein insisted...”
– Quoted in Ray Monk The Duty of Genius
Julius Caesar
CAESAR (to Calpurnia): Stand you directly in Antonius' way,/When he doth run his course. Antonius!
ANTONY: Caesar, my lord?
CAESAR: Forget not, in your speed, Antonius,/To touch Calpurnia; for our elders say,/The barren touched in this holy chase,/Shake off their sterile curse.
“Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds,...”
– Plutarch describing Lupercalia- the pagan precursor to valentines day.
interruptions: People who are not philosophers: →
gaypher:
interruptions:
gaypher:
A philosopher is somebody who creates ideas. A philosophy scholar is someone who studies them.
Most philosophers are philosophy scholars, but most philosophy scholars are not philosophers.
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.
Rumors of Kim Jong Un Assassinated →
interesting… need follow up now!